Me: "ha! love it. making that my away message."
[a few minutes later]
Me: "Someone just pointed out to me... wouldn't it be Cupid with a bow and arrow?"
Friend: "Zeus's lightening bolts hurt more."
Me: "True. Why did they make Cupid a chubby little baby anyways? He should totally be a lighting-bolt-throwing, burning-down-the-house-asshole like Zeus."
Friend: "Cupid's arrow is like, cute, we have a crush. Zeus - much more appropriate for the ass-whooping that is real life relationships, especially in your 20s."
Me: "It's settled. Girls with braided pigtails tied off with pink bows who throw baking parties thought up the idea of Cupid. Blondes. No offense."
Friend: "I don't wear ribbons. Or bake."
Me: "No you don't. And that is why I'm friends with you."
Friend: "You hit girls at bars for wearing double popped collars. That is why I'm friends with you."
3 comments:
You hit a girl at a bar?
she had it coming
My daughter and I ordered a dress from Doll House which was to be custom made. I placed the order on a Monday and was surprised to get a phone call the following Monday to say the dress had arrived it only took eight 8 days. I took the dress home and when I put the dress on my daughter, I realized that had just altered the dress (in store) and found pins still in the side seams. I was so disgusted with their lie when confronted they would not talk to me or acknowledge what they had done. To all you mum’s out there DON’T BUY FROM DOLL HOUSE.
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