Ummm... what?

Chris Brown apparently changed his relationship status to single and put up a status message saying that Rihanna will show "her true colors" soon. Hopefully this isn't true...and I don't even have any witty retorts or comments for this but like SERIOUSLY? You beat up a girl, put her in the hospital, flee the scene and then your first public statement IS A FACEBOOK UPDATE? 

WHAAAAAAAT is going on with this world. Jay-Z is going to murder him.

P.S. I understand this is a totally random post but I had to share my dismay at the situation. I'll leave the clever banter to Noelle.