James: "Let's talk about how I recently went on a date with a girl and she used the word fornicate at the dinner table on the first date. The convo was actually quite notable. She was talking about how she loves babies, so much so, that if she actually got pregnant she might not be able to give it up. So, she just chooses not to fornicate. Quote, end quote."
Me: "No way did she really say that."
James: "I shit you not. Over meatballs at inoteca on the LES."
Ha, I'm guessing that was quickly followed by a "check, please."
Wednesday, April 29, 2009
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