Thursday, December 4, 2008

You may be fat/desperate but at least you're smart

Katherine: Just got an email about an Ivy League Singles Holiday Party in DC. Nothing, I repeat, nothing could ever get me there. There is even an Ivy Singles PLUS party which I take to mean one of two things: either its for old ivy singles, or its for super-ivy singles, as in they have passed a proficiency exam or two in the art of being single

me: It definitely means fat.

What do you guys think?

1 comment:

Nicole M Iizuka said...

Ha. Haha. I just went to our NYU mixer & mingle party, TOTALLY full of old single UNEMPLOYED people.

It was actually kind of sad. But as for this, I totally vote fat. That would be hilarious in so many ways.